Unlike its cousin, shaved ice, snow can cause slippery driving conditions and only comes in one lackluster flavor: grape. Free yourself of this powdery pest with today’s Groupon to Porky’s Plowing. Choose from the following options:
- For $15, you get one driveway-snowplowing service (a $30 value).
- For $45, you get three driveway-snowplowing services (a $90 value).
- For $75, you get five driveway-snowplowing services (a $150 value).<p>
The all-weather team at Porky’s Plowing clears snow on command from residential, commercial, and industrial driveways. The on-call service combats snow buildup and keeps captive cars from rebelling by driving through the house. With prepaid plowing services in increments of one, three, or five, patrons can rest assured that their driveway will be passable during commutes to work, school, or a climate where carnivorous snowmen are but a fanciful dream.