What You'll Get
In addition to experiencing the humiliation of being buried by dogs and dug up by science teachers, skeletons are ornery because they lack the musculature necessary to get massaged. Avoid taking your skin for granted with today's Groupon: for $34, you get a one-hour Swedish massage (a $69 value) at Port Salon & Day Spa in Fenton.
With the aid of a friendly team of experienced muscle magicians, Port Salon & Day Spa has helped customers relax and rejuvenate their bodies amid tranquil confines for more than 35 years. During each 60-minute Swedish massage, customers relax while their meat-suits are thoroughly kneaded and squeezed free of stress. Using light to medium pressure and long, soothing strokes, sessions lull tense tendons into a snoring slumber, untie stress knots, and improve circulation so blood cells spend more time pumping muscles full of energizing helium. Afterward, guests will leave feeling as limber as an alley cat performing a tap-dancing routine.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 11, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. By appointment only. 24hr cancellation notice required. No cash value. Gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Port Salon & Day Spa
The team of aestheticians and massage therapists at Port Salon & Day Spa mix and match elements from classic spa treatments to rev up relaxation levels. The spa offers a variety of massages which span from deep tissue to aromatic Swedish massages. During signature manicures and pedicures, nails soak in customized herbs before a paraffin treatment seals in moisture. Hydrotherapy sessions are held in Austrian moor mud or milk baths, which nourish the skin. After conducting a complimentary skin analysis, licensed aestheticians administer facials with ice-pack masks, noninvasive light therapy, or hot and cold basalt stones. For intensive moisturizing, clients can choose a collagen facial, pumice peel facial, or pumpkin peel facial which also helps to decrease fine lines. Personalized consultations also precede hair treatments, which can leave tresses newly colored or done up for special occasions.