What You'll Get
Surviving springtime's superpocalypse glacier melt necessitates mile-high rain boots or a fast-moving water-runner to hurtle over flooded cities. For $110, today's Groupon rides the wave. You get a one-day Jet Ski rental (a $219 value) from Power Sports Rental Network.
Your water chariot can be delivered to anywhere in the state of Wisconsin, or, if you prefer, you can personally pick it up at Power Sports' Appleton locale. The full-day rental comes unmarked (no garish "rental" label on its exterior) with a full tank of gas, leaving you free to tear across the open waters of any of Wisconsin's 15,000+ lakes on the 110-horsepower, four-stroke-engine ride. Each Jet Ski accommodates up to three passengers at once, making it ideal for identical triplets or the top three finishers in the New York state sauerkraut-eating contest.
Renting a Power Sports Jet Ski means you'll spend an entire day water-sporting without worrying about fuel, maintenance, or finding a dog house big enough to store a Jet Ski. Power Sports' 48 stately skis propel people superbly across the surface of the water so that they fly by with the wind in their hair, sun on their faces, and memories of misshapen three-tiered cakes lost in the spray. Call ahead for reservations (based on availability) and to discuss delivery and pick-up.
Wisconsin sales tax (5%) is not included with this Groupon.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 31, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Must sign waiver. Must be 18 or older. Reservation required. Tax not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.