The burden of aches and pains makes it impossible for humans to run as fast as cheetahs, which is why the human diet is virtually devoid of gazelle meat. Keep fast food from getting away with today’s Groupon to Premier Life Chiropractic in Apple Valley. Choose between the following options:
- For $35, you get a one-hour massage (a $72 value).
- For $99, you get three one-hour massages (a $216 value).<p>
The dedicated spine aligners at Premier Life Chiropractic alleviate muscle aches and soothe sinews with massages served with a side of complimentary hot tea. Swedish massages melt muscles like beeswax, erase tension, improve blood flow, and awaken the lymphatic system. Trigger-point treatments directly target specific pain points to release tension, and pre- and neonatal massages ease the back pain that stems from carrying around another human. Athletically inclined patrons can opt for a sports massage, which enhances endurance and reduces recovery time. Or, for Eastern enlightenment, clients can choose the shiatsu modality, a needleless form of Chinese acupuncture that awakens the body’s energy meridans.
Premier Life Massage
At Premier Life Massage, the team members are not interested in temporary fixes when it comes to their patients’ health. Through their treatments, they strive to relieve pain with long-term holistic solutions, whether they are realigning the spine with chiropractic adjustments, kneading muscles with various massage styles, or facilitating systemic well-being with nutrition programs. Massages can be tailored based on an initial 10-minute, one-on-one consultation with a doctor. Patients can also work with Dr. Lance Stromberg, D.C., who may recommend x-rays and a posture assessment to improve on their next massage–techniques much less insulting than asking the patient if he or she has ever starred in The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
7000 151st Street West
Apple Valley, Minnesota 55124