George Orwell’s novel 1984 predicted many details of life today, including the growing influence of the media, the invention of pizza, and pizza's control of every human thought. Celebrate a literary triumph with today’s Groupon: for $9, you get a large pizza (up to an $8.99 value) with one topping (up to a $2 value) and a small order of garlic bites (a $5.50 value) at Primo Pizza (up to a $16.49 total value).
Primo Pizza's chefs smother a menu of thick-crust, Italian-style pies with a cornucopia of fresh toppings. Like the great zambonis of ancient Italy, cooks roll out dough on-site daily, unveiling smooth stages of large, 16-inch pies draped in a sumptuous red curtain of custom spices and whole, peeled tomatoes. The scene is completed with a dance floor of fresh-cut mozzarella, which Primo Pizza's resident epicureans craft from whole milk, which delivers seamless swaths of creaminess. Accent corner-less comestibles with a choice of one topping from Primo Pizza’s dozens of options, which include classic crowns such as sausage, pepperoni, and mushrooms alongside more adventurous options such as steak, calabresa, corn, clams, and anticheese. Diners can divide their appetite’s attention between sumptuous slices and flavorful bursts of garlic bites to keep palates off-guard and force pizza to compete for the table’s affection. This Groupon is good for carry-out or teleported orders only.