According to Newton's Fourth Law, the more you drive your car, the more debris it attracts—repelling aerodynamics, the opposite gender, and gravity itself. Smooth your horseless carriage's exterior with today's deal: for $59, you get an auto detail-winterizing package (a $139.99 value) at The Downey Company Pro-Tec on Outerbelt Street. This Groupon is valid for standard sedans, SUVs, trucks, and minivans, and may not be used for other types of vehicles.
With more than 30 years of experience under their collective seatbelt and biodegradable cleaning products stocked in their arsenal, the staff at The Downey Company Pro-Tec specializes in protecting hard-won automobiles from even the harshest elements, including rain, snow, sleet, pudding storms, and the Objectivist base metal, Aynrandium. Today’s deal gets you a Winterize your Vehicle detail package, which includes a hand wash and dry of the car’s exterior, bug and tar removal to clean up the mess from tarring and feathering those swindling con-mosquitoes, a door-jamb scrub-down, a power-washing of the undercarriage, a paint surface reconditioning with nano-polymer paint sealant to remove light-to-medium scratches, and an application of Window Pro. Downey's friendly experts will also clean all glass and mirrors inside and out. Tires, wheels, and wheel wells will be washed and dressed like round, ridged babies before the interior is vacuumed. As a shiny cherry on the top of its road-warrior-worthy dessert, The Downey Company Pro-Tec will kiss your auto's freshly cleaned exterior with a final-touch quick detailer by wiping down all hard surfaces, leaving it sparkling and ready for its high-speed parade through the annual Fruit Cart and Plate Glass Festival.
Call or schedule your appointment online. Trucks limited to 1 ton. Excessive pet hair charge of $15. XL SUV (Yukon, Expedition, etc.) surcharge of $15.
Downey Company Protec
Armed with their in-house line of cleaning products, Downey Company Protec's detailing technicians clean vehicles during in-shop and mobile detailing services. They fend off grime with hand washes and waxes, or execute the shop's signature treatments to fortify vehicles against hindrances including UV rays, corrosion, or carpet stains shaped like a disparaging driver's-ed instructor. While waiting for services, customers can nab bottles of Protec's products—car-wash concentrate, exterior gloss preserver, or spot remover—for at-home auto pampering.