Though computers and Rubik’s cubes are both notoriously hard to solve, you can’t best computers by smashing them apart and rearranging their pieces. Leave it to the pros with today’s Groupon: for $49, you get computer system optimization and a cleaning for PCs (a $99 value) from Psinergy TechWarrior St. Paul, with service limited to households within a 50-mile radius of the Twin Cities metro area.
With on-site repair service, Psinergy’s skilled technicians transform lethargic, virus-ridden PCs into fully functioning, energetic companions. Delving into the system’s innermost chambers, the silicon sorcerers vanquish viruses, malware, and spyware by uprooting them at the source.
After eliminating desktop defilers, Psinergy defragments the computer so it can organize all of its system files in a more streamlined manner, boosting the speed at which it retrieves data. Other services include checking internal cards and RAM for optimal performance and dusting inside the central processing unit to clean out hair, soot, and imprisoned stuffed animals with vengeance in their hearts.
To ensure that the same problems don’t reappear, Psinergy sets up virus scanners and defragmentation to run weekly and explains the processes to customers in easily comprehensible nontech speak. Newly empowered computer wranglers are able to troubleshoot minor hitches in the future, preventing malevolent microchips from gaining sentience and only wanting to play Minesweeper.
Although there are few online reviews available for Psinergy TechWarrior St. Paul, there are testimonials available on its website: