What You'll Get
Without regular fitness to teach them their physical limits, people are prone to dreams where they can hurl yachts, fly effortlessly, and correct the Leaning Tower of Pisa’s lean with one swift kick. Take note of your subconscious with today's Groupon: for $35, you get five accelerated training classes (a $100 value) at Pure Vibes Fitness. This deal is valid for any class at Pure Vibes Fitness (except Goddess Warrior), including Power Plate, kickboxing, TRX suspension, kettle ball, and an intro course that teaches the basics of all the classes.
Power Plate is a technologically advanced machine that uses vibrations to generate natural stretch reflex. It summons 95% to 97% of muscles during exercise to support natural contractions, as opposed to the 40% summoned during conventional exercise and 13% during turducken carving. TRX suspension utilizes body weight for resistance to increase core stability and overall strength. Each class on the schedule is taught by a certified trainer who is helpful, friendly, and chiseled out of slabs of muscle-hued marble.
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The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 3, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Must activate classes by 7/3/11, classes expire 6 months from activation date. Reservation required. Not valid for goddess warrior classes. Cannot split Groupon between 2 people. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Pure Vibes Fitness
At Pure Vibes Fitness, Power Plate vibration equipment stimulates 30–50 reflexive muscle contractions per second to augment a schedule of cardio, sculpting, and strengthening classes. Trainees can hone their physiques in independent workouts or don tweed tracksuits for seminar-style sweat sessions capped at five participants, including kickboxing, barre, and Pilates. The vibrations of tremor technology help build bone density while stimulating up to 97% of the body’s muscle fibers.