What You'll Get
Unlike cats and germaphobes, pools need to be reminded to wash themselves. Drop a blatant hint to a lazy pool with today's Groupon: $45, you get a deluxe pool service (a $90 value) from Quik N Clear Pool Service. Quik N Clear services Stanislaus, San Joaquin, and surrounding counties. Customers must be at home during their service appointment, which is valid for blue pools only.
The expeditious team at Quik N Clear rectifies muck-strewn pools with safe cleaning chemicals to enable sanitary butterfly strokes. Their knowledgeable staffers test pool water for total alkalinity, calcium hardness, and Mountain Dew before treating it with special solutions to achieve the proper pH balance. A delicate brush massages away filth from the pool's sides, steps, and tiles, and diligent hands clear leaves and debris from congested pumps, skimmer baskets, and filters. A visual inspection checks the efficacy of the pool's machinery and accosts truant mermaid dolls and hitchhiking rubber ducks. Quik N Clear guarantees cleanliness of your pool with its unassailable warranty for its services.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 8, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per household, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.