The burden of aches and pains makes it impossible for humans to run as fast as cheetahs, which is why the human diet is virtually devoid of gazelle meat. Keep fast food from getting away with today’s Groupon to Rebound Sports Massage Therapy. Choose between the following options:
• For $47, you get three 30-minute massages (a $95 value).
• For $95, you get three 60-minute massages (a $195 value).
Rebound Sports Massage Therapy tenderizes muscles with three massage styles, including a specialization in sports massage. Loosen tightly wound body strings with a relaxation, deep-tissue, or sports massage, subjecting achiest aches to the nimble fingers of a certified massage therapist as they do tiny touchdown dances along the skin. Rebound Sports Massage Therapy doles out its soothing services within a relaxing environment, with none of the exploding massage tables or guerilla clown attacks that often plague less serene therapeutic climes. Appointments are mostly available during the evenings.
781 Kenmoor Ave.
Grand Rapids, Michigan 49456