What You'll Get
According to Newton's Fourth Law, the more you drive your car, the more debris it attracts. Smooth your horseless carriage's exterior with today's Groupon: for $30, you get five works car washes at Richie's Express Carwash (a $65 value). This Groupon is valid at locations in Fort Collins and Parker.
The drive-thru tunnel at Richie's Express Carwash transforms muddied cars into well-groomed rides in four minutes of soft-cloth polishing and blended soap sudsing. During each works wash, car exteriors lose their dirt and diesel-induced rashes under the meticulous pressure of a power-wash detail, presoak, and clean-water rinse. As cars traverse the tunnel, high-pressure sprayers blast the underbody with soaps and rust inhibitors. Richie's triple clear coat glazes the paint with an enhanced luster, and wheel washers armed with Richie's Wheel Brite groom tires for upcoming formal destruction derbies. High-velocity hot-air fans conclude the service with blasts of droplet-dispersing air, and customers can visit the free vacuum stations to sniff out interior dirt before pulling away in a car as clean as an FCC-approved holiday special.
Though Richie's Express Carwash sometimes features online discounts, today's Groupon is still the best deal available.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 9, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Richie's Express Carwash
At Richie's Express Carwash, cars roll through an automated tunnel where a cutting-edge computer system hones in on each vehicle's dirtiest spots. Soapy soft cloths clean vehicles and then a special eight solutions cleans exteriors, before suds are blasted away with high-pressure clean water. At the end of each session—which takes about four minutes—cars travel through a drying tunnel whimsically decorated with stuffed animals. There, a system of 15 high-velocity fans brings exteriors to a spot-free shine. Drivers can blow raspberries at their newly cleaned rides from the viewing station before sprucing up interiors at complimentary self-serve vacuum stations.