Though fake vampire fangs were originally designed to conceal uncleanly teeth, their waxy composition rendered them useless for chewing anything but dough balls dipped in water. Properly protect pointy chompers with today’s Groupon: for $35, you get a dental package at Right Dental Group (a $300 total value). The dental package includes:
- A comprehensive dental exam (a $60 value)
- A dental cleaning (a $95 value)
- A set of x-rays (a $145 value)
This Groupon can be redeemed at the Right Dental Group locations in Dumont, Fort Lee, Hackensack, Hawthorne, Kearny, Midland Park, and Randolph.
With more than 100 locations across the country, Right Dental Group represents a collection of prescreened dentists with a record of excellence and the ability to find a cavity in a barn filled with toothstacks. During dental exams, Right's oral maintainers probe forgotten mouth corners, eradicating tartar and expunging plaque from bacterial lairs. The included x-rays help uncover any oral problem areas that cannot be seen with the shamelessly naked eye. After treatment, clients will be given tips about proper brushing and flossing techniques to ward off gum disease and tooth loss, ensuring tongue stoppers remain firmly rooted to the rest of the skeletal system.
The collective places an emphasis on relationship building—meaning patients can confess their most egregious toffee-apple trespasses while receiving a tooth scrubbing delivered with precision and understanding.