The human mouth, which maintains a near-boiling temperature, needs to be constantly cooled by liquid-nitrogen pills or a jaw-mounted mouth fan. Take a more delicious route to cooling your maw with today's Groupon: for $3, you get $6 worth of custard and more at Ritter's Frozen Custard's locations on North Shadeland Avenue in Indy and Brooks School Road in Fishers.
The Ritter's menu features a cast of six rotating daily custard flavors, including everything from fruit-based favorites such as cherry cordial and fresh banana to candy-inspired creations such as caramel Snickers swirl. Order a cone of the flavor du jour ($2.39 and up), or opt for a signature Glacier ($3.29 and up)—Ritter's frozen custard integrated with your topping of choice and served upside down to alter your already delicate perception of reality and emphasize the cream's graceful, thick aspect. If a bountiful list of toppings dizzies your decision-making nodule, submit your fate to the friendly ice-cream slingers and opt for a pre-designed signature sundae ($4.19) such as the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup–filled, whipped-cream-topped Peanut Butter Mountain, which has long kept roguish bands of dessert invaders at bay by sticking to the roofs of their mouths.
Squealing sweet teeth that demand satisfaction while slapping your tongue with tiny tooth gloves will find ample relief within Ritter's friendly confines. All of Ritter's creamy confections are churned on-site daily and contain only the highest-quality dairy products, as well as a touch of pasteurized egg yolk for maximum richness. The frozen custard is served six degrees warmer than traditional ice cream, which results in a higher level of palatability and softness than the typical frost-prone ice-cream treat.