Like learning to use chopsticks, roller skating takes patience, dedication, and a particularly dexterous set of toes. Show off how flexible your feet are with today's Groupon: for $12, you get admission and skate rental for two, two slices of pizza, and two small drinks at Roller Kingdom (up to a $25 value).
Roller Kingdom gives domain to wheeled patrons in search of fun with friends and a safe method of blasting back to the past. Underneath discoesque lighting and other accouterments of the groove era, skaters can demonstrate prowess at such moves as the moonwalk, the hokey pokey, and the arm flail during any of the rink's daily sessions. A DJ, who gladly welcomes requests, endows the lives of guests with a soundtrack. Recognized as an excellent form of aerobic exercise, roller skating helps hearts stay strong against threats posed by dangers such as high cholesterol and boy-band crushes. After lapping one another, duos can thwart boogie-induced hunger and refuel with two slices of pizza and two small soft drinks.
Roller Kingdom offers varying prices and specials throughout the week, but this Groupon still gets you the best available deal.
High above the rink at Roller Kingdom sits a DJ booth where record spinners select new hits and 80s-night tracks to send through the thunderous sound system. The melodies fill the rink and sync up with lighting effects that glisten on the sleek surface of the skating floor. During roller-derby bouts, the announcer's voice booms through the speakers to call out point tallies or impressive hits. Roller Kingdom keeps its vinyl rotating and music libraries whirring throughout the week, with special events such as haunted attractions during Halloween and extra-spooky Armistice Days.