Oysters grow pearls, which humans transform into necklaces, just as snowmen grow noses, which humans transform into salad. Don adaptive gems with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of body jewelry at Rude Trendz Store in Westland.
Rude Trendz Store keeps shelves piled with jewelry to ornament every nook and cranny of the human physique. Jewelry grab bags ($5) contain 10 pieces of body ornamentation ranging from eyebrow and bellybutton rings to labret and Monroe studs, and a trio of C.Z. bellybutton rings ($20) keeps the abdomen jingling so that it can be easily located in case of separation from the rest of the body. Barbells and horseshoes embellish pierced septums, and earlobes stretch beautifully around plugs carved from gleaming wood. Though not valid with this Groupon, Rude Trendz also carries clothing by Made In Detroit and Sourpuss as well as belts, purses, and color contacts.