What You'll Get
For centuries mankind has envied pizza dough and wondered how we too could be kneaded to relaxed, savory states without paying for the luxury of being escorted via wooden paddle to a Sicilian brick oven. Get a taste of the good life with today’s Groupon: for $35, you get $75 worth of massage services at Safe Haven Massage in Mobile.
Safe Haven’s trained and friendly staff of knot kneaders soothes weary soul sacks with a wide range of massage techniques designed to eradicate persistent aches and alleviate tension. Choose one of the five curative modalities, offered in 60-minute ($75) and 90-minute ($115) sessions. Target subterranean stress with a deep-tissue massage, relieve specific sources of discomfort with a trigger-point treatment, or achieve total serenity with the stretching and vibrating methods used by the Swedish to relax uptight meatballs. Sports massages provide preparation and relief before and after physical activity, while expectant mothers can increase circulation, ease pain, and loosen already tight apron strings during a pre-natal massage, tailored to the specific needs of pregnant women.
Pamper your overworked protoplasm in the calming confines of Safe Haven’s private and comfortable massage suites. Relax and let the soft music and dim lighting lull you into a state of ultimate relaxation as tension is tamed and muscle maladies melt away.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 31, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit one per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation notice. Must use in 1 visit, no cash back. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.