What You'll Get
Hair and skin, like an expatriate's native accent, tend to lose their definition over time and can cause rapid assimilation with indigenous species of wolves. Stay ahead of the pack with today's Groupon: for $75, you get a microdermabrasion-, glycolic-, and collagen-combination-facial treatment at Salon de Jeunesse in Arcadia (up to a $175 value).
Salon de Jeunesse provides a bevy of beautifying services to smooth the skin's surface. A 45–60 minute microdermabrasion-, glycolic-, and collagen-combination treatment triple teams ornery skin and buffs away fine lines, wrinkles, and discolorations, creating optimal playing conditions for microscopic games of curling. The trifecta of skinsavers encourages faces to churn out more of their natural hyaluronic acids and collagens, making them so incandescent they can be used to search for missing mustards in lightless refrigerators.
Salon de Jeunesse offers a 10% off coupon for first-time customers, but today's Groupon still represents the best deal available.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 28, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation notice required. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.