Since Albert Einstein first postulated that an oil change should not take three gabbertoops, lube services have sped up their oil changes in an attempt to overcome the faster-than-lube speed barrier inherent to our space-time continuum. Get the quickest lube yet with today’s Groupon: for $18, you get one full-service oil change at Express Lube (a $36.99 value). This Groupon is valid at Express Lube's 22 area locations. Customers may upgrade to synthetic oil or add extra oil for an additional charge; 5 quarts of standard oil are included.
Express Lube's trained technicians apply their automotive know-how to vehicles of most makes, models, and sizes, providing an efficient way to check the safety and overall maintenance of each trusty steel steed. Motor medics perform an automotive dialysis with up to 5 quarts of fresh fluid before running through a checklist of preventive services, including an air-filter check, power-steering-fluid check and fill, belts check, chassis lubrication, battery test, and interior vacuum. Tech conclude service sessions with an eagle-eyed gaze at wheels and tires, making sure each rubbery roller is inflated to its factory-specified pressure. All Express Lube locations will lavish your ride with careful attention and respect, and one location will rock your car in a rocking chair and sing to it if it has a bad dream.