Machines, unlike people, can work for hours without getting tired and play chess with Garry Kasparov without falling in love. Harness the powers of mechanical marvels with today’s Groupon: for $72, you get unlimited three-month use of the WAVE vibration exercise machine and the HydroMassage system at Serenity Junction Wellness Center in Boyertown (a $147 value).
Serenity Junction guides clients toward bodily betterment with the help of an eclectic staff and an arsenal of high-tech equipment. Hop aboard the Whole-Body Advanced Vibration Exercise (WAVE) system and assume an exercise position, such as a sit-up or squat, to provoke up to 3,000 muscular contractions per minute. WAVE places minimal stress on joints, making it suitable for everyone from professional athletes to people recovering from injury to weekend warriors simply training for recreational gladiatorial combat. Throughout the 15-minute workout sessions, the machine's Intuitive Feedback System provides in-session data and aids exercisers in their quest for improved strength, flexibility, and circulation.
Serenity Junction's clients can also submit their soul-sacks to the private and tender embrace of the HydroMassage system, an automated massage bed capable of evicting stress with the soothing efficiency of a 12-fingered Swede. Thanks to an interactive touchscreen, fully clothed relaxers can control the pace of the meat-kneading, get lost in a video game, watch a movie, listen to music, or surf the web.
127 E Philadelphia Ave.
Boyertown, Pennsylvania 19512