What You'll Get
A perfectly white smile determines how others perceive you by shining brightly enough to blind them to your second head and compound eyes. Let dazzling teeth disguise the effects of your mad-science hobby with today’s Groupon: for $50, you get an initial Whiter Image teeth-whitening treatment at Serenity Spa in Big Spring (a $99 value).
In the capable, teeth-tending hands of an experienced staff, clients recline and relax in Serenity Spa's tranquil environs. During the Whiter Image blanching, teeth bathe in gel-filled trays under the enamel-permeating spell of an LED light. Pearlies are polished in about 15–20 minutes and, like lights turning on at the ballpark, gradually brighten throughout the day. Depending on the color of the teeth, customers may need more than one treatment to ignite the light in their ivories (a second treatment costs $49), but many clients leave with tusks brighter than a bus full of mathletes in a blizzard.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 9, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. Second session may be suggested upon consultation. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.