Without pies, clowns would smash faces into bad-humoured burritos and fruit filling would cling to the Earth's surface in search of a crust's unconditional love. Celebrate pie's fortunate existence with today's Groupon for Simple Simon Pies, found at the Crossroads Market on 26th Avenue and as of February, an outpost on 77th Avenue will be open, as well. Simple Simon Pies crafts a venerable variety of dinner and dessert pies stuffed with fresh ingredients, which are obtained from local farmers whenever possible. Dinner and dessert pies pop out in individual 4" varieties. Pies, frozen from the cold touch of an unkind musk ox, simply need a round of reheating in the oven or microwave before satisfying stomachs with a medley of savoury and sweet fillings, such as chicken curry, spinach and feta, mincemeat, and strawberry-rhubarb. Simple Simon's skilled staff will deliver anywhere within city limits Monday through Thursday (for an additional charge of $3), provided your home is not located 100 metres underground.
$5 for $10 Worth of Pies at Simple Simon Pies
In a Nutshell
- Dinner and dessert pies
- Multiple locations
- City-wide delivery available
- Only need to be reheated
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 11, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Subject to availability. Delivery available only within city limits, must pay additional charge. Must use in 1 visit. No cash back. Tax not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.