Simply Kneaded


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In a Nutshell

  • Licensed massage therapists
  • One-hour full-body massage
  • Personalized for specific needs
  • Membership discounts

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Promotional value expires Jan 19, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must activate VIP membership option by 1/18/12, membership expires 3 months from activation date. Valid only for option purchased. 24hr cancellation notice required. New clients only. Non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

Like Hawaii, relaxation can be a challenging state to reach. Ensnare elusive serenity with today’s Groupon to Simply Kneaded in Temecula. Choose between the following options:

  • For $18, you get a half-hour table massage (a $36 value).
  • For $48, you get a three-month VIP membership and one-hour table massage (a $96 value).

The licensed tabletop magicians of Simply Kneaded quiet the incessant whining of aches, pains, and tension with full-body, multimodality massages. During the one-hour therapeutic massage, bodies are lulled into relaxation with a soothing medley of techniques, which include deep tissue, sports massage, and shiatsu and target aches and pains acquired from rugby against The Hulk. Alternatively, VIP patrons partake in three months of unlimited massages at membership rates, which are available for those seeking to have their knots uncoiled while stretched out on a table or lounging in a massage chair. Along with discounted massage, VIP members can purchase all products for 20% off, take half off additional member add-ons, and receive discounted gift certificates in case they want to pamper a partner, surprise a friend, or prepare a flank of meat for a tenderized-steak dinner.

Simply Kneaded

Kevin Brooks had never seen anything like this before: the woman lying on his massage table had not been able to bend over without experiencing excruciating pain in her abdomen for about a year. With only 15 minutes left in the session, Kevin's trained hands dug in to her tense psoas muscles, which span the lower spine to the top of the thigh. Following this application of deep-tissue technique, the client bent to put on her shoes and gasped. The pain was gone. This is why Kevin maintains that massage therapists shouldn't sell a type of massage; they should sell relief from pain.

Twelve years ago, he founded Simply Kneaded to provide his clientele with relief from aches and tension. His massage therapists use any technique at their disposal, be it deep-tissue work, acupressure, or lullabies sung in solfège, to disperse pain or immobility. Today, his business has expanded to multiple locations, and he carefully screens each of his therapists according to his own rigorous standards and in accordance with the frequent political coups of the American Massage Therapy Association.

Customer Reviews

loved the deep massage that i got, relaxed
Bernadette R. · September 24, 2014
Best massage I've ever had!
Rebecca N. · August 23, 2014
very professional
Cammy S. · August 18, 2014
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    31141 Temecula Pkwy.

    Temecula, California 92592


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