What You'll Get
In emergency situations, moonlight reflected off pearly whites creates a beaming beacon that registers in the canine-visible spectrum of light. With today's Groupon, equip your smile with brightness that will definitely save your life one day: for $59, you get a teeth cleaning, exam, and x-rays (a $241 total value) at Smiles By Design in Fort Lauderdale.
Within relaxing rooms outfitted with flat-screen TVs, services begin with a comprehensive oral exam ($95) to determine the current state of your toothy parts. Dr. Sam Sajoo and his team will search through gaps and crevices for any signs of decay or mouth fleas. You'll also receive a set of four bitewing x-rays ($70) to expose any cracks or signs of oral emergency that the naked eye cannot detect. A naked eye is usually too preoccupied with hiding its exposed iris to properly focus; however, nothing can hide from the penetrating power of wavelengths modeled after Superman's eyes. The visit also includes a teeth cleaning ($76).
Dr. Sajoo and his legion of loyal dentalites use only top-of-the-line technology to free mouths from buildup and debris. A graduate of the University of Alberta and Nova Southeastern University, Dr. Sajoo is one of the top dentists in America, as awarded by the Consumers' Research Council of America. After your visit, you will likely be able to make music involving whistling and body stomping, with percussionary triangle pings provided by your glimmering smile. Call ahead to schedule an appointment.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 15, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. 24-hour cancellation policy or Groupon is forfeit. By appointment only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.