What You'll Get
The word gymnasium derives from the Greek γυμνός (naked), which is how the ancient Greeks preferred to ellipticize and the reason many Americans subconsciously avoid the gym. Today's deal gives new customers all the benefits of the gym without much of the nudity: for $35, new members get a one-month membership (a $34.95 value), waived enrollment fee, 24-hour key-card access (a $20 value), and two personal training session (a $120 value) at Snap Fitness, a combined $174.95 value. This Groupon is valid at the following locations: Stratford, Bethel, and Newtown.
This deal includes the 24/7-access key card, so you don't have to let The Man tell you when you can avail yourself of Snap's top-of-the-line cardio and strength equipment. Arrive at Snap super late and pretend you're working out in an Edward Hopper painting, or pound the treadmill at four in the morning and get pumped to host a morning shock-jock radio show. Even if you exercise during conventional hours, Snap's friendly, unintimidating atmosphere will provide a refreshing change of pace from any meat-market gym or tough elementary schoolyard you've experienced.
This Groupon also includes two personal training sessions with certified trainers to help you asses and address your fitness goals. Reap the benefit of personal attention, Karate Kid-style, as you and a personal trainer tackle weight loss, prepare for an arm-wrestling competition, or simply unveil the mysteries of arcane cable-weight machines once and for all.
New members 18 years or older only.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 11, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. Must activate membership by 2/11/12, membership and personal sessions expire 30 days from activation date. New clients only. Valid only at listed locations. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Snap Fitness
Snap Fitness's around-the-clock gyms enable members to work on their physical well-being with a cornucopia of fitness equipment. With 24-hour access, members don't have to let The Man tell them when to help themselves to Snap's strength and cardio equipment, which features built-in TVs and other media diversions. For those who exercise during conventional hours, Snap's friendly, unintimidating atmosphere welcomes patrons of all ability levels, unlike schoolyard dodge-ball squads. Members also enjoy nationwide access to all Snap Fitness locations, ideal for working out while traveling. For a dose of custom advice, patrons can seek out a personal-training session with a certified coach, who helps them assess and address their fitness goals. Clients reap the benefit of individual attention as a personal trainer helps them tackle weight loss, prepare for an arm-wrestling competition, or unveil the mysteries of arcane cable-weight machines.