The proper amount of spice elevates a mundane dish to new flavorful heights, leading NASA to abandon its shuttle program in favor of cheaper chili-powered flying saucers. Taste the future with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of organic spices from Spicely Organic Spices.
Spicely Organic Spices' herb-hunting moguls scour the globe for naturally grown spices and teas and distribute them in bulk to household pantries and professional eateries. A selection of more than 400 items are carefully selected to screen out artificial sweeteners, genetic modifications, and irradiation, ensuring healthy flavor and making it next to impossible to accidentally acquire the powers of an oregano plant. Enliven lackluster spice racks with signature eastern flavors such as piquant organic ground cumin ($10.99 for 13 oz.) or thai curry seasoning, a zesty blend of organic paprika, turmeric, black pepper, cayenne, and other exotic tastes ($12.99/lb.). The American Kitchen 12-Box Sampler restores depleted reserves with a dozen cookery classics such as organic rosemary, garlic, and basil ($32.40)––which, as everyone knows, are red, white, and blue flavored, respectively. Ovens relish the sacchariferous scent of the anise seed and vanilla bean found in the Baker's Favorites 12-Box Sampler ($36), and neighborhood hummingbirds will take song requests in exchange for a hot cup of nectar made from organic hibiscus-flower tea bags ($7.99 for 14 oz.).
