Robots are good for many things, including freaking out dogs and launching war on mankind, but they often lack the gentleness of a human touch. Rather than having bitter robots washing your car at a gas station, today's deal gets your ride the luxurious hand washing it deserves: for $25, you get one Wash-N-Wax service for nearly any size vehicle at Splash Hand Car Wash & Detail (up to a $75 value, depending on the vehicle). This Groupon is good at the Westheimer Road location only.
Your Wash-N-Wax ($50 for most cars; $60 for trucks, SUVs, and mini-vans; $70 and $75 for larger vehicles) consists of wax application by hand and a basic hand wash, during which skilled sparkling gurus examine your vehicle's hull for filthy smudges and road backwash. Great care is taken to eliminate any drag-creating buildup that might slow down your land-train and inhibit it from making jumps through time. For increased tread cred, your tires are treated with a generous coating of Armor All wheel protectant. The inside of the vehicle is vacuumed, the dash is lightly wiped, and windows are given a clarity that's traditionally found only through extensive meditation sessions on snow-capped mountaintops.
Splash Hand Car Wash & Detail has been buffing hoods and breaking down dirt for more than a decade and, with so many years under its shiny belt, the establishment has no qualms with customers who desire upgrades or add-ons. These additional services are not included in the value of this Groupon, but they can be purchased to put an amorous flutter in the oil-pumping heart of your car.
This Groupon is not valid for larger-size vehicles not listed on Splash's services page under Wash-N-Wax.
There aren't any reviews for the Splash Hand Car Wash & Detail on Westheimer Road, but Citysearchers are split on Splash's service at its Richmond location, giving the company an average of three stars.