What You'll Get
Hair is like detailed knowledge of X-Files plotlines—while extremely useful, revealing too much of it in the wrong place can sink your social life. Today's Groupon to Skin Solutions Spokane abducts rogue hairs with technology invented by a shadowy group of elites known only as the Syndicate. This deal is valid for six treatments on your choice of one of the following areas: bikini line, underarms, lip and chin, front of neck, or back of the neck. Using the advanced JOULE laser system, a licensed aesthetician will zap your unwanted whiskers at their roots, disabling future hair growth and preventing the spontaneous appearance of clavicle moustaches right before picture day. Because hair grows in cycles, multiple treatments are needed to achieve lasting hairlessness, and Skin Solutions recommends waiting six weeks between each of your treatments for best results. Read the FAQ page about laser hair removal to learn more about caring for your new, smooth surfaces.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 9, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. New clients only. Valid only for underarms, bikini line, chin & lip, front & back of neck. Must use on 1 area only. By appointment only. No cash back. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Spokane Skin Solutions
Spokane Skin Solutions' nurses and aestheticians use clinical-grade treatments and old-fashioned care to refine clients’ complexions. Facial peels help smooth skin, and injections of dermal fillers and Botox reverse the wrinkles caused by time and corduroy balaclavas. On the more technological side of the spectrum, the clinic’s advanced laser therapies reduce hair, promote collagen production, and diminish signs of aging and sun damage.