What You'll Get
Household grime, if left unchecked, will inevitably develop into miniature civilizations whose complex network of treaties erupts into a devastating house-wide reenactment of World War I. Today’s Groupon spares you the trouble of tripping over tiny trenches: for $60, you get up to three hours of carpet-cleaning or house-cleaning services from Squeaky Clean (a $125 value).
Squeaky Clean’s skilled scrubbers employ eco-friendly products to renew homes and carpets for busy broods. In up to five rooms, the carpet cleaners can extract deep-down dirt from all floor furs, leaving tapestries finally looking elegant enough to rest below kingly furnishings or Stephen Kings. The meticulous dust devourers can also thoroughly evict grime from above-ground chambers, heightening the livability of kitchens, bathrooms, family rooms, and bedrooms.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 12, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only; subject to availability. 48hr cancellation notice required. New clients only. Not valid for basements. Valid only within 30 miles of Philadelphia. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.