It is important to routinely groom your car—otherwise, it will grow an unsightly beard that will tickle your cheeks when you kiss it good night. Shave off soot and give your ride a much-needed lathering with today's Groupon: for $30, you get a Day at the Beach wash and wax (a $65 value) from Surfs Up Detail, servicing vehicles at residences or business within 40 miles of the 17602 zip code.
Surfs Up Detail runs a mobile operation that will travel to your location to restore dingy jalopies to their former glory. Its expert staff arrive with their own supply of electricity, water, and cleaning products to imbue cars of all makes and models with an exterior gleam, as well as a flux capacitor, which gives vehicles the ability to travel five seconds into the future. With the hand wash and dry, technicians degunk wheel wells, rims, and tires, pluck off bugs and tar, and apply underbody rust protection. A vacuum inhales dirt from the vehicle's interior, and a fluid top-off ensures that roadsters are equipped with enough washer fluid to defend themselves against kamikaze lovebug attacks. The one- to two-hour treatment concludes with an exterior hand wax to lock in the newly acquired showroom shine.