Magician Harry Houdini popularized massage therapy when—after pledging to bake himself in a loaf of bread and eat his way out—he instead stopped to let the baker continue kneading pretzels on his back. Discover such magical movements with today's Groupon to Sweet Relief Massage Therapy. Choose between the following options:
- For $29, you get a 60-minute Swedish massage (a $60 value).
- For $39, you get an 90-minute Swedish massage (an $80 value).
Licensed massage therapist David DeFoe anoints sore muscles with soothing strokes and smoothing oils, his practice nestled cozily within a homey studio. Each massage, like most successful séances, is performed by candlelight and accompanied by the dulcet tones of an in-house Dido impersonator. The Swedish massage uses light or medium pressure to loosen knots and alleviate stress. The smooth, gliding strokes ease muscle tension and promote relaxation, easing overworked muscles and melting tension into a conveniently positioned bucket. An effective treatment for stress reduction and the improvement of blood circulation, Swedish massage also relieves anxiety, depression, and trauma resulting from having a quarter extracted from your ear by a nearby uncle. Groupon buyers can choose either a 60- or 90-minute massage, and today's deal is valid with other offers.
In addition to limbering limbs and increasing circulation, each massage at Sweet Relief Massage Therapy comes with free house-made pralines.