Unless properly cared for, a swimming pool transforms into a thriving algae city that can only be cleaned by employing a gang of starving suckerfish. Opt for a professional, gill-free pool cleanser instead with today's Groupon: for $37, you get one month of pool-cleaning services from Sweetwater Pool Service (a $75 value). Serviceable areas are within the Gulf Coast to Collier Boulevard (west to east) and Bonita Springs to Lely (north to south).
Sweetwater Pool Service keeps backyard lagoons pristine with professional weekly cleaning and maintenance. Thorough brushing expunges walls and tiles, transforming grimy grottoes into spotless swimscapes. Fine mesh nets polish the aquatic surface and, after being stripped of their scum suits, sink lower in the water to hide their nakedness. The expert cleansing also includes a weekly chemical check and application of standard chemicals if needed to balance water chemistry. In addition, the service includes washing the strainer and filter, as well as algae relocation into the bitter neighbor's milk carton. Once a month, experienced technicians vacuum the entire pool to collect dirt from hard-to-reach submarine crannies.