Before photography, the only way people could preserve their most treasured memories was by forcing everyone around them to stand completely still for days at a time. Today's Groupon gives you a less-complicated option: for $40, you get a 30-minute on-location photo session from Tamela Kemp Photography (a $120 value). Shoots can be held at any location within a 35-mile radius of the 21211 zip code.
Tamela Kemp Photography travels to your home or an aesthetically pleasant location of your choice to capture 30 minutes of your best poses in a mix of color and black-and-white shots. Make two wardrobe changes to aptly demonstrate your dualistic nature, then further prove it by flipping a half-scarred coin and looking in two directions at once. After shots have been snapped and digitally flaired, you'll receive an electronic file of the best 25 images to preserve or share as many times as your archivist’s heart desires. This session is an excellent way to obtain professional headshots—a necessity for actors, burlesque performers, and medical-test subjects—as well as an ideal way to commemorate an engagement or the purchase of a new horseless carriage. Hair and makeup services are available for an additional fee.