What You'll Get
If left untamed, natural beauty releases a potent musk that attracts wild-eyed stallions, aggressive landscape photographers, and packs of feral Fabios. Subdue sublime scents with today's Groupon: for $50, you get mowing, edging, hedge trimming, and fertilization ($100 value) from Taussig Landscape. This Groupon is valid for lawns within 25 miles of Manhattan.
Taussig Landscape's sharpened blades and experienced hands work together to sculpt, clean, and manicure lawns and yards for the summer season. A hungry lawnmower prepares houses for their Google Earth photo shoot by trimming overgrown greenery from every inch of the yard and scaring off freeloading gnomes. A layer of fertilizer will then coat the lawn to promote the prosperity of newly manicured grass. Meanwhile, hedges green with envy of lawns can rest easy as Taussig Landscape prunes and trims excess branches. After attending to the lawn, hedges, edges, and their fertilization, Taussig Landscape collects and cleans all leftover clippings and extras, placing them into a convenient bundle before the lawn fairy exchanges waste for nine ripe rutabagas.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 27, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. New clients only. Valid only within 25mi of Manhattan. Additional charge for areas larger than 7500 sq. ft. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.