Aside from climbing out of rattlesnake-infested quicksand or posing for rattlesnake-infested watercolor portraits, few activities combine the focus and physicality seen in Team Chip Tae Kwon Do training. Battle the rattle with today's Groupon: for $10, you get one week of martial-arts classes at Team Chip Tae Kwon Do (a $34.75 value).
Master Chip Townsend and his team of intrepid instructors boost the discipline and self-esteem of students of all ages with engaging martial-arts classes. Children and adults alike can enroll in Traditional Tae Kwon Do or Hapkido classes that instill students with the virtues of self-control, strength, and amateur carpentry. The Mixed Martial Arts program hones the skills of adults at green belt and above with a strong base in either traditional tae kwon do or hapkido, and Little Dragons classes takes youngsters ages 3–6 and teaches them how to develop enough confidence strike a knot stance on the surface of a ball pit without sinking. The fully equipped facility also hosts a once-a-month free women's self-defense class and occasionally features a weight-loss boot camp.