Much like the sale of sardines at movie-theater concession stands, the popularity of hair-removal treatments is evidence that most people secretly long to be dolphins. Get smooth and sleek with today's Groupon to The Aesthetic and Wellness Center in Bradenton. Choose between the following medical-spa treatments:
- For $99, you get six pulsed-light hair-removal treatments (up to a $900 value).
- For $99, you get three facial-spider-vein treatments (up to a $450 value).
Dr. Inda Mowett harnesses the power of the FDA-approved Clareon Pulsed Light system to eliminate unwanted hair and reduce the appearance of facial spider veins. To banish wayward fuzz, the noninvasive device targets the melanin in the hair follicle, causing thermal damage to the hair-growth cells while protecting the surrounding skin like an epidermal rottweiler. Each treatment lasts from 10 minutes to an hour, depending on the swatch of hair, and strives to reduce the quantity and size of hair follicles. The procedure clears mustache forests ($75/treatment), depilates navel acreage for a belly slip 'n' slide ($100/treatment), and evicts fuzz from underarms ($150/treatment), among other areas.
The Clareon Pulsed Light system also coagulates and destroys facial veins and broken capillaries, employing the pulsed-light device to shuffle along loitering spider veins on the nose ($75/treatment), cheeks ($150/treatment), or chin ($100/treatment). While blood vessels may immediately begin to fade into obscurity following the treatment, visible results are typically seen in three to four weeks. Both treatments require little to no downtime, allowing patients to return to the office in time for the daily milk-chugging tournament.