What You'll Get
Colon therapy was invented by the ancient Egyptians following the failure of other body-cleansing processes such as soap hatching and kool-aid fasts. Flush out your body pipes the new-fashioned way with today’s Groupon: for $45, you get a colonic-therapy session at The Awakening in Hendersonville (a $90 value).
The Awakening’s experienced body balancers soothe interior banes using safe colonic-therapy techniques. During the 45-minute process, therapists gently cleanse digestive ductwork with warm water three times in a private room amid the relaxing sounds of tinkling music and one trombonist with impeccable timing. The painless hydrotherapy session flushes out the body's trash compactor, improving function by painlessly catching lingering toxins and impacted waste and disposing of them with sterile, FDA-approved equipment. Free of irritants and addictive substances, colon therapy allows the digestive system to function more efficiently, removing harmful material from interior walls, and increasing the body’s overall energy and resemblance to a hovercraft.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 28, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation notice or $22 fee may apply. New clients only. Non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About The Awakening
Tidal waves of soothing music and aromatherapy scents wash over private rooms lined with cream and tan hues, wherein The Awakening's staff helps clients to detoxify with colon hydrotherapy, a cleansing tradition that has been in use since the days of ancient Egypt. The treatment's warm, gentle infusion of water into the lower intestines flushes out everyday toxins, such as pesticides, carcinogens, and ingested pencil shavings, and it may result in improved health and increased energy.