Before tanning salons, the only way to achieve a beautiful copper glow was to boil pennies and bathe in the scalding reduction. Achieve a less-painful sheen with today's Groupon to Beach House Tanning and Salon. Choose between the following options:
• For $20, you get two Mystic Tan spray tans (a $40 value).
• For $40, you get one month of any-level tanning and your choice of an 8.5-ounce bottle of Pro Tan or Australian Gold tanning lotion (up to an $80 value).
Beach House Tanning and Salon bronzes body surfaces with pseudo-sunny UV bulbs and automated Mystic Tan spray booths. Prime skin in a moisturizing lather of Pro Tan or Australian Gold lotion before seeking repose within one of three levels of luminous bed. In up to 15 minutes of faux sunning, tunnels of light equipped with radios, CD players, and fans lull bodies into stillness so rays can catch skin cells guilty of pawning the sun's offerings. Alternatively, Mystic Tan spray tans deliver a full-body browning spritz in five-minute sessions. Mystic tanners step into an automated booth, where they receive automated instructions for spray sessions that last about 30 seconds and fade in four–seven days. Each bed and booth is located in a private tanning room boasting bungalow-esque interiors lush with beachy palms and its own family of sentient dolphins.
The Beach House Tanning & Salon
The Beach House Tanning & Salon enhances exteriors with pseudo-sunny UV bulbs and automated Mystic Tan spray booths designed to foster a fresh-off-the-beach glow. Mystic tanners step into an automated booth where they undergo automated spray sessions that last about five minutes and provide results that don't fade for four to seven days. Equipped with 50 tanning lamps and a 22 mph wind fan, the Super Cyclone HP 220 standup booth bronzes lotion-slathered skin in just eight minutes, the same amount of time it takes Carl Lewis to tour the entire Louvre. Private tanning rooms boast a bungalow-esque interior lush with beachy palms.