A flattering bathing suit, like a well-written sonnet, impresses the opposite sex, is often revealing, and can turn a poetry reading into a full-fledged brawl. Compose yourself with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of swimwear and accessories at Bikini Factory in Summerland.
The swimwear savants at Bikini Factory outfit a wide variety of body types in more than a hundred one- and two-piece suits, many sporting size D or DD cups. Mix and match bottoms ($36+) and tops ($44+) from more than 35 brands including Trina Turk, Vix, Sofia, and O'Neill to find a flattering fit for your body or your robotic surrogate's body. Alternately, protect a tender torso from belly-flop fallout with one of more than a dozen one-pieces ($38+). Bikini Factory also cossets beachgoers with accessories such as flip-flops, cover-ups, towels ($18+), and pocket-size steel-drum bands.