$49 for a Basic Two-Room Carpet Cleaning from The Burns Clean Team ($98 Value)

Carpets are sneaky creatures, absorbing the sound of a cookie thief's tiptoeing and stealthily transporting Aladdins. Make conniving carpets come clean with today’s Groupon: for $49, you get a basic two-room carpet cleaning of up to 500 total square feet from The Burns Clean Team (a $98 value). This Groupon is valid for service within 15 miles of Phoenix.

For 15 years, the professional dirt destroyers of The Burns Clean Team have domesticated wild carpets with comprehensive cleaning services. The team's powerful Vortex truck will arrive at your home full of friendly technicians ready to begin the treatment with a pre-vacuuming, which swiftly sucks up landholding dust mites. Next, a preconditioning and pep talk prepares rugs for rigorous dirt removal, which hits its apotheosis with a powerful steam cleaning from the Vortex truck that's sure to leave carpets feeling warm and fuzzy again. By cleaning with softened water heated up to 300 degrees, the Vortex amps up sanitizing power to more effectively remove bacteria such as dust mites and pet dander. Carpets return to their naturally dry states approximately one hour after The Burns Clean Team’s departure, leaving living rooms ready for well-heeled stampedes of party people.

This Groupon does not include the movement of large pieces of furniture or the removal of serious stains such as urine or rust.