What You'll Get
Studies show that the earth requires more efficient coddling than the massages received from cement rollers. Pamper Mother Nature with today's Groupon: for $35, you get five tonnes of carbon offsetting from The Carbon Farmer (a $75 value).
The Carbon Farmer adjusts the equilibrium of human carbon production by planting farmland with more than 34,000 trees to create boreal forests. Five Carbon Plus Credits exchange the approximately five tonnes of greenhouse gases each Canadian produces per year with 14 to 15 fluffy new native trees, ready and willing to combat carbon with organic fists and a couple of sucker punches. Benefits include habitat restoration, augmented water quality, and fewer chemicals in the air and soil. The farmers accessorize each purchase of five credits with a certificate, which makes an eco-gracious gift for next Father's Day, Christmas, or Tuesday.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 21, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Online or by phone only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.