Without proper practice, novice poker players can quickly embarrass themselves at casinos by shouting "Uno!" every time they're dealt a card. Become a smooth operator with today's Groupon to The Casino College. Choose between the following options:
- For $125, you get a full 80-hour poker-dealing course (a $499 value).
- For $99, you get a full 60-hour blackjack-dealing course (a $399 value).
Featured on CBS Sacramento and crowned the largest casino school in the nation, The Casino College ups the ante in card dealing education, employing casino-experienced instructors to convey the ins and outs of deck mastery and table protection. The 80-hour poker training course brings every fundamental aspect of the game to the table, dealing out professional advice about rules, etiquette and management, and techniques to avoid getting paper cuts. Students will learn, play, and deal games such as stud, Omaha, and hold 'em, shuffling and dealing with Kem cards, clay chips, and casino-quality tables. During the 60-hour Blackjack course, future card flappers will practice backing up the deck, shuffling, and pitch and payoff procedures. All students will also gain valuable insight into table-management techniques such as customer interaction, security and maintenance, and how to bravely stare into the depths of a ten-gallon hat.
At The Casino College, all endeavoring card whisperers receive dealer certification and assistance from the dealer job placement service. Books and fees are included in this deal, but the ability to deal at lightning speed is only acquired by years of carefully practiced jazz hands.