The first people to successfully paint the town red spent more time haphazardly assembling scaffolding and arguing over who got to be the "foreman" than enjoying the results. Ride to revelry with today's Groupon: for $185, you get a two-hour party-bus ride from The Cheese Wagon (up to a $370 value). This Groupon is valid for The Cheese Wagon's Short Bus, which accommodates up to 15 people.
The Cheese Wagon ferries birthday parties, bar crawls, bachelor parties, and other bacchants around Mobile and the Alabama, Florida, and Mississippi coasts in a self-contained carousing atmosphere. Long booth-style seats flank the bus' shiny black dance floor, which is embellished with multicolored club-style lights and a dance pole, where passengers may shimmy, glide, or set up a makeshift game of tetherball. Five flat-screen televisions broadcast motion pictures, and a mighty sound system can play popular Beethoven dubstep remixes at any desired loudness level. The Cheese Wagon is also available to tote real-estate tours, Christmas-light viewings, bar or bat mitzvah celebrations, and other makes and models of merry.