What You'll Get
Prior to dentists, humans were forced to shine their own teeth with fleets of flea-driven miniature Zambonis. Ice oral issues with today's Groupon: for $50, you get a comprehensive examination, prophylaxis cleaning treatment, and x-rays (a $234 value) at The Downtown Dentist. A warm, welcoming, periodontal paradise, The Downtown Dentist provides meticulous care for all the gumcessories housed inside the mouth. Under the careful eye of Dr. Derek A. Fender, a skilled team of staffers de-gunks and investigates any lingering signs of trouble, ensuring that cavities stay at home, discoloration stays in check, and gingivitis stays in detention until he develops proper respect for authority.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 17, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. New clients only. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation notice. If periodontal disease if found during exam, cleaning portion of exam will be forfeited. No cash back. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.