A dual-blade paddle allows kayakers to build upper-body strength, increase their vessel's maneuverability, and discipline any rabid Popeyes biting chunks out of the boat. Defend your ship from spinach-fueled onslaught with today's Groupon: for $20, you get a full-day 12-foot kayak or standup-paddleboard rental from The Headwaters, located in Lodi (a $45 value).

The Headwaters strives to make the fine art of pointed-watercraft navigation more accessible with its kayak and paddleboard rentals. Solo riders can leisurely plumb freshwater river banks or embark on daring maritime feats such as kayaking through the Burger King drive-thru. Vertically inclined sailors can enjoy a full day on a paddleboard, a unique form of hydraulic navigation utilizing a surfboard-like conveyance and a single-blade oar. A mere mile from the current of the Mokelumne River, The Headwaters streamlines seafaring expeditions with its proximity to aquatic trailheads, and paddlers can enlist one of The Headwaters’ courier to transport rentals to the water’s edge (a $10 extra fee).

Amid the neon-hued paddles and wetsuits at The Headwaters' headquarters, rows of rainbow-colored boats nestle the walls, and Henna, the mascot dog, is ready to greet maritime travelers. After a long day of watercraft maneuvering, weary mariners can take an in-port snooze in one of several log rocking chairs until they see visions of St. Nick wearing sunglasses and floaties.