What You'll Get
Hockey goals gained notoriety for their small scoring area, sturdiness, and choreographed half-time routines with zambonis. Spend time with these diminutive dancers with today’s Groupon: for $19, you get 60 days of unlimited puck shooting at The Hockey Lanes in Stouffville (a $100 value).
The Hockey Lanes smoothes out 10,000 square feet of training facilities, including five 24'x11' puck shooting lanes for stick-wielding skaters of all experience levels to develop an array of shots. Today’s Groupon buyers get unlimited access to the five shooting lanes in which they can shoot a plethora of pucks in authentic rink conditions, saving garage doors and wayward weather balloons from unwarranted punishment. Shooters bring their own skates, gloves, sticks, and helmet, ensuring practice translates into goals during competition. Each session guarantees 30 minutes of puck pounding, with a chance for continued shooting if space and the net’s physician permits. Postsession, ice slicers can thaw out frozen tentacles in the pro shop or replenish at the snack kiosk. This package also offers buyers additional discounts on other facility amenities, such as skate sharpening, the skating treadmill, group lessons, dryland fitness, and staff-member high-fives.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 18, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 4 additional as gifts. Must activate pass by 10/18/11, pass expires 60 days from activation. Reservation required, subject to availability. Limit to 30-minute sessions. Must sign waiver. Non-transferable. Tax included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.