Medieval singles invented the tavern after growing tired of drinking ale alone while composing sonnets to their own reflections. Enjoy community and cuisine with today's Groupon: for $12, you get $25 worth of bar fare and brews at The Patch Tavern.
Beneath The Patch Tavern’s yolk-yellow ceiling, bar-biters can peruse a menu bulging with burgers as they sip drinks from the full liquor bar. Chefs arm the 6-ounce grilled patty of The American stuffed burger with bacon spaulders and pickle lances ($6), preparing it for combat against the brown-gravy-stuffed burger girded with mushrooms and shielded by swiss cheese ($6). Appease salt-craving taste buds with crispy french fries ($1) or send mutinous digits a tasty warning with the chicken fingers ($4.50).
Diners can slurp down any of the 29 carbonated brews that range in price from $1 cans to $3.50 craft bottles, which include romantic Blue Moon and dark, moody Guinness. Beer guzzling and food nuzzling can take place on the shaded outdoor oasis or within The Patch Tavern's cozy walls, amid a host of indoor activities such as darts, billiards, and no-limit solitaire.