Like the three branches of the government, bodies, minds, and souls often find themselves in contentious disagreements over how much wine is too much wine in a voting booth. Reconcile triune tribunals with today’s Groupon to The Pod Regeneration Center, valid at its Madison Avenue and East 59th Street locations. Choose between the following options:
- For $99, you get a choice of one pod treatment package and a $50 gift certificate (up to a $450 value).
- For $229, you get a choice of three pod treatment packages and a $50 gift certificate (up to a $1,250 value).
Valid treatment packages include the following:
* One-hour magnetic-mudpack treatment (a $250 total value)
* One-hour full-body and face-scrub treatment (a $275 total value)
* One-hour deluxe pod package (a $400 total value)
The Pod Regeneration Center’s collection of therapeutic pods employs NASA research and noninvasive technology to detoxify the body and speed healing in 30-minute sessions. Within a private capsule, clients relax as gentle heat and vibrations stimulate fat burning and circulation for full-body detoxification, easier weight loss, and skin that’s as smooth as a butter sculpture of Isaac Hayes. The magnetic mud mask lifts impurities from facial pores and moisturizes the skin before LED facials employ therapeutic light to minimize blemishes and hyperpigmentation. The facial and body scrub release healthy skin cells from their imprisonment beneath dry, dull cells. Technicians boost treatments with CO2 and oxygen therapies to stimulate natural regeneration, healing, and shrubbery growth, reducing the appearance of light scars and fine lines for even-toned, healthy complexions, and then slather carnal shells in coconut oil before administering a body wrap designed to detoxify and contour forms. Guests also receive a $50 gift certificate good toward a future appointment.
The Pod Regeneration Center
Blending traditional and modern holistic spa services with NASA research and advanced, noninvasive technology, the beautification gurus at The Pod Regeneration Center spruce up physiques within private capsules. The oxy pod stands as the center's flagship treatment machine, surrounding bodies in a spherical enclosure designed to tighten skin, ease pain, target fat, and reduce stress from upcoming performance reviews and hours spent disarming bombs on live television. The pod's LED lights help to boost immune systems and abate pain, and traditional spa facials, peels, and body wraps terraform uneven skinscapes.