What You'll Get
Left to its own devices, your carpet hoards dirt, hair, grime, and used cars, eventually transforming into a full-fledged junkyard overrun with angry raccoons. Keep the outdoors out of your indoors with today's Groupon: for $69, you get two rooms of carpet cleaning (up to 275 square feet per room) with protectant application from The Steam Brigade (a $169 value). Today’s deal is valid at residential properties within a 25-mile radius of Timonium and Groupon holders must be able to secure a parking space in front of their house for The Steam Brigade's truck.
The Steam Brigade pulls nasties from carpets with a hot-water extraction method that utilizes a truck-mounted system to uproot dirt and stains, leaving carpets squeaky cleaner than a newly polished saxophone. Alternatively, the steam team can cleanse an area rug in place of a carpeted room to help homeowners hide footprint-shaped knots on their hardwood floors. And for an additional charge, the crew can launder stairs ($3/step) and remove pet stains ($25–$50/spot). Each two-room service concludes with a coat of carpet protectant to shield floor blankets against spots and stains shaped like Abraham Lincoln.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 25, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per household, may buy 2 addl as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Subject to availability. New customers only. Valid only for carpet and residential rooms. Extra fee for rooms greater than 275 square ft, stairs, and pet stains. Valid only within 25mi of Timonium or a $5/mile additional fee may apply. Parking must be available. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.