What You'll Get
Like its osteoporosis-fighting father, frozen yogurt battles enemies of a healthy body by being low in fat, high in calcium, and more effectively launched with a slingshot than the bubonic plague. Protect your corporeal metropolis with today’s Groupon: for $5, you get $10 worth of flavorsome yogurt at The Sweet Life Bakery and Yogurt Factory.
The confectionary apothecaries at The Sweet Life forge fermented cream into an ambrosial array of healthy taste bud varnishes. Although yogurt is usually simply associated with homespun remedies for venomous baboon bites, The Sweet Life adds to the frozen variety's recreational appeal by serving it in nine piquant flavors, including chocolate, cake batter, pomegranate, raspberry, and cookie. Once customers select a flavor, they can adorn their milky magnum opuses with a paisley pastiche of nuts, cheesecake chunks, granola, candy, or other comestible accoutrements. The Sweet Life charges by the ounce, allowing customers to customize the size and scope of their creations ($0.39/oz., $1,872/full-sized William Taft statue).
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 27, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person. Limit 1 per visit. Not valid toward cakes and pastries. Must use in one visit, no cash back. Tax and Gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.