Like ripened fruits, people with healthy-colored skin tend to spend less time loitering in orchards and are more likely to get picked up at the grocery store. Catch the eye of passing orangutans with today’s Groupon to The Tan Company. Choose between the following options:
- For $15, you get one month of unlimited tanning in a level-one tanning bed (a $30 value).
- For $12, you get one UV-free Mystic tan session (a $24 value).
The Tan Company's experienced tanning consultants harness the body-metallicizing power of the sun and relocate it to customers' skin through a variety of vectors. Mystic Tanning booths evenly spray bodies with a paraben-free formula of aloe vera, DHA, beach-volleyball sand, and other natural summertime ingredients for a natural looking, UV-free tan. Unlike a prop-based comedy routine or renewing one's taxidermy license, the Mystic tan process is over fast and a noticeable color enhancement may occur within two to three hours of its application.
Though a gold-injected pallor makes it easier to trick coworkers into worshipping you as a sun god, The Tan Company advocates tanning in moderation. For a slow transition to solar-deity status, tanners are encouraged to slip into a level-one tanning bed to ensure gradually transforming tones during one month of unlimited tanning.
The Tan Company
The Tan Company's experienced tanning consultants harness the body-metallizing power of Helios and relocate it to customers' skin via spray tans and Sundash tanning beds. Rather than waiting for a high-five from King Midas, guests can instead gild their hides in five levels of UV tanning beds, including some with iPod hookups and AC systems.
HD Mystic Tan treatments simulate a bath in our nearest star’s beams with a DHA tanning solution suitable for nearly all skin types that contains no alcohol, perfumes, oils, or artificial preservatives. For a more individualized touch, staffers wield SunFX airbrushes to coat physiques in natural-looking bronzes that complement the client's unique curvature for up to 7 days. Tan-enhancing lotions from brands such as Australian Gold and Swedish Beauty prolong clients' new hues and infuse skin with a healthy dose of hydration.